{"id":11,"date":"2011-11-10T15:27:21","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T19:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/?p=11"},"modified":"2011-12-13T17:09:13","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T21:09:13","slug":"best-comeback-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Best comeback of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I rarely watch TV, and watch political pundits even less.\u00a0 Not worth the time.\u00a0 But I happened to hear this one when visiting\u00a0 the other night.\u00a0 The discussion was about a scandal surrounding a presidential candidate.<\/p>\n<p>One blurted the obligatory line, &#8220;where there&#8217;s smoke, there&#8217;s fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Comeback:\u00a0 &#8220;You ever hear of dry ice?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Three marks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I rarely watch TV, and watch political pundits even less.\u00a0 Not worth the time.\u00a0 But I happened to hear this one when visiting\u00a0 the other night.\u00a0 The discussion was about a scandal surrounding a presidential candidate. One blurted the obligatory line, &#8220;where there&#8217;s smoke, there&#8217;s fire.&#8221; Comeback:\u00a0 &#8220;You ever hear of dry ice?&#8221; Three marks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mainstreetpens.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}